Ten Reasons You Should Choose A Different Airport

  1. messy bathrooms

  2. inadequate charging stations

  3. weird off brand food options

  4. loud TV “news” programming at the gates 

  5. water filters are always red (overdue for change)

  6. necessary to walk through an ad hoc sports bar to get to the seating area outside your gate

  7. connections are usually delayed

  8. spotty free WiFi 

  9. dead bodies at Gate 17

  10. Pepsi products

It took the Israelites 40 years to escape the desert and what did we do?
Marched right back in and built a shitty airport.



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